Jamies Stinking Hole.

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Places to be seen.


The Space of Joss. Theres something rewarding bout being forced into using clever words and proper english. Joss is the type to enforce it and verily I proceed to lower the tone for her here.

Mister Smiths Space. Create a world in which nobody else would wanna live and you become it's God. This is true of this particular hovel.

Ways to skin a cat.


>By supergluein the inside of a cannon, insertin the cat, waiting for the skin to stick and then firing it

>By tying a weight to its teeth and a rope to its tail and kicking it off a bridge

>By overfeeding it then starving it so u can take the small catout of the larger skin

>By lasering a grid thru' it and peeling the squares off

>By chainsawing it into a perfect cube shape

>By burying its head in the desert sands and waitin for the vultures

>By giving it ebola zaire and watching it puke its insides out over 14days

>By feeding it a grenade

>By planting seeds in it so as the vegetation will split the body up as it grows

>By sending it on a tour of Huntingdon Life Sciences

>By burying it and exhuming it 3months later

>By sandblasting it

>By pouring paint stripper down a slide and lettin the cat havea go

>By cutting the head off,holding it upside down and shaking itsguts out

>By lettin it judge a dogfight

>By drilling holes in the bottom and waiting for the insides todrain out

>By latexing its fur and waiting for the insides to rot out

>By stoning it to death and squeezing the hard chunks out

>By tippin honey on it and inviting the ants in

>By giving it to a group of starving Ethiopians to share

>By cuttin down the dotted line with scissors

>By having your fat nan ride it down the stairs on its face

>By combing its hair very very hard

>By lettin Bobber 'pet' it

>By peeling it as you would a potato

>By shoving the hoover in its gob

>By gettin a donkey to shag it forcin the insides out of its mouth hole

>By taking it to your local chinese takeaway

>By dropping it in a specialist fish tank

>By hooking its skin to the ceiling and whacking the hard bits out with a bat

>By grating it as you would cheese

>By grabbin it by the bum and pulling the skin back over it's head

>By tying it to the back of ur car on a rope and driving to theseaside

>By Rubbing sandpaper on it continuously

>By boiling it til the skin slips off the bones

>By pouring acid on it

>With a Stanley knife

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